The Wetties

No matter how

delightfully) wet

we may

occasionally get,

we'll pretend

there's nothing left

we haven't tried

yet. Yet,

there's something hidden

in our mindset,

something driven

by our hunting preset,

something we just

can't neglect,

but feel the urge

to reset.

Thus, sidestepping this

(rather sweet) threat,

we trade

our not-yet-duet

for the good old

Amsterdam's net,

(outdaring its

inherent whet),

for, we are - to us -

a Russian roulette

that we use to play

when we get wet.